Today at work
- *Woman approaches the register buying several small packages of lunch meat*
- Me: Hey, how are you today ma'am?
- Customer: Gonna use these to practice cutting his dick off.
- Me: *looks at her husband for signs of nervousness*(I find none)
- Customer: Yep, i'm gonna practice chopping his dick off.
- Me: It's too bad lorena bobbit isnt around, you could ask her for advice.
- Customer: You're the only nice one Jacob. You're the only normal one.
- Me: Thanks ma'am, have a great day.
- Customer: Yep, gonna practice cutting his dick right off